oh I love the idea that Pattinson's Bruce Wayne is not just a big celebrity but genuinely Gotham City's little sweetheart. obviously everybody felt sorry for him when he violently lost his parents, the Riddler even complains about it, but they also watched him grow into a good looking yet silent and awkward guy who doesn't even want to make money apparently and can't maintain eye contact on the rare occasions he's seen outside of his house... the giant majority of people must be completely soft for him
KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???
[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]
KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???
tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme
HEY YALL
DID YOU KNOW ECHIDNAS DON'T HAVE NIPPLES?
Y'KNOW WHO ELSE DOESN'T HAVE NIPPLES?
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
LINK
BOOM
the fact there’s a south park fandom that ships those little egg shaped racists like anime yaois makes me laugh but also really sad
I always forget how youtube is literally unusable without an adblock until I have to be without one
liberty mutual wants me to care about their stupid fucking emu so bad but I will not. no one will ever care and no one thinks this is funny. your stupid ass emu will never be a cultural icon. you will never make the next geico gecko everyone will think these dumb fuck emu ads are stupid forever. liberty mutual marketing executives must be sent to the mojave and made to wander one hundred years until their bodies are rent asunder by the sand and their blood boils in the heat
Rating: NOT CUTE
This terrarium is too small for a nesting amogus. It’s also near completely barren with no tasks for the amogus babies to complete. This kind of mistreatment can lead to complications later in life, ranging from TRD (Task Resistance Disorder) to Imposter Syndrome.
Additionally, the water poses a risk of drowning to the litter. At this stage, water should be provided through a sponge or a light misting.
every time someone leaves a comment like this on my post i dump another pack of marlboros into their enclosure
RATING: CUTE
Amogi fucking love eating cigarettes.